Michael B Woolman alleges he went to “Baylor Health Hospital” in Dallas, TX for tonsil and sinus surgery. After the surgery, and while in the recovery room, he says he noticed some blood in the area of his armpit. His conclusion? His surgeons had implanted him with a GPS tracking device. Woolman filed a lawsuit in Federal Court in the Northern District of Texas, demanding compensation for pain and suffering. He names “Baylor Health Hospital” and ‘Bryan LGH” as defendants, both of whom he claims are located at 2001 Bryan St. in Dallas TX. Woolman resides in Lincoln Nebraska.
His complaint is a rambling, nonsensical collection of disjointed babble. For example (all punctuation, spelling and grammar preserved as written, with our apologies):
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